HAPPY BASTILLE DAY!

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PANIC BEAR

I want one. Any bear owners out there reading this...send me an email letting my know when you are dropping off my new bear cub. Thanks.

DRINK IN FACE RESULT IN A LEG SWEEP

Get her a bodybag Johnny yeeeaaahhhh!

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

Someone sounds bitter.

ANTI-DOUCHEBAG CLIP

I hope they also have an extra thick model for the people who rock polos on top of polos on top of polos, with all three collars popped.

AMAZING SOCCER GOAL

This is the sort of move that pretty much everyone who's ever played soccer tries to do. They do it just for shits and giggles though, whereas this guy did it in a game, and scored...flawlessly.

PROPER WAY TO CELEBRATE 4TH OF JULY

Some awesome kid at the bar decided to celebrate the independence of this great nation by drinking a pitcher with an American flag blindfold. Seems like a pretty stellar idea to me.

THIS KID LOVES TO PARTY

HANG WITH THE IN CROWD

Greatest advertisement of all time. The fine print really ties it all together.

I GUESS YOU'LL DO

It's the season of love once again...and this time around it's going crazy. It seems as though everyone I know is getting engaged right about now. I suppose that's what happens when you get to this age, and I'm sure that I am really only noticing it because I have so many friends. Seriously, people like me. I would like to offer the disclaimer though that I don't think this video actually applies to any of my friends. We still have a couple years before people start to go this route.

Thanks to Goda, a friend from way back, for bringing this gem to my attention.

BEST SEX OFFENDER NAME EVER

I hate Indiana and almost all things in it.

HOW TO HAVE CASUAL SEX

I'm not sure I've ever heard friends with benefits related to a temp job before, but I like they way they did it. Seems perfectly logical to me. This should be a much watch for all college students(and everyone else), so be sure to forward it along to everyone you've ever met.

MICHAEL JACKSON OVER TIME

Might be goin' to hell for this one.

MAP OF BEER CONSUMPTION

All good Americans love beer.

I am a good American.

Therefore I love beer.

This is the sort of thing I learned in all of those Philosophy classes. If you were ever curious as to who drinks the most beer, there is now a map to let you know. Turns out if you live in a shitty state with nothing going on, you probably drink a lot of beer. The coasts don't drink as much as central states...probably because we aren't into wine coolers and Malibu rum.

JON GOSSELIN ON MATCH.COM

I don't watch Jon and Kate + their stupid lives, but I have seen a couple episodes thanks to playing drinking games at girls' house. It pretty much sucks. The chick seems like a major bitch and the guy seems like a huge pussy. Just my opinion. I did like that they made all their kids wear the same thing though. Sadly, they are getting a divorce, and Jon is apparently ready to get out on the prowl again. I say good for him.

EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

Finally the truth comes out. We don't know shit about women. It's true, and you are just going to have to deal with it.

TYRONE'S DOGSITTING SERVICE

Original ad:

DOG WATCHER WANTED! we are leaving town for a week and need someone to take care of our 6-year-old rottweiler. he is very friendly! we are looking for someone trustworthy with experience, so we will need references. will pay $30 per day. email if interested!

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From Tyrone Jackson to ************@******.org
yo wat up! i saw your ad looking for someone to take care of your rottweiler. ill do it no problem. i live in the area and can pick him up.

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From Tanya ****** to Me
tyrone do you have any references? can you tell us a little about yourself?
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From Tyrone Jackson to Tanya *******
yea i got some references. you can talk to my bro devon, or my associate g-ice. ill have them hit u up. a little about myself: i love taking care of dogs and shit

now you said your rottweiler is friendly. how friendly is he? would he be able to fight another dog if they were both put in a ring? just wonderin.

also can you pay me the money up front straight cash? i need it to enter in a contest.
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From Tanya ****** to Me
I dont want you watching my dog!!!! find someone else for your dog fighting ring sicko!!!!!!!
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From Tyrone Jackson to Tanya *******
whoa whoa slow yo role! who said anything about dog fighting? i was just wondering if your dog could protect itself, in case an angrier dog tries to start some shit while im walkin him. you need to chill the fuck out and stop jumpin to conclusions
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From Tyrone Jackson to Tanya *******
look you triflin bitch just gimme the dog. i need it, the fight is tonight! ill pay you 200 cash plus 20 percent of whatever i win
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From Tanya ****** to Me
STOP IT


A few hours later...



From G Ice to Tanya ******
ay yo wat up woman, its ya boy tyrone's boy G Ice. tyrone was sayin he needed a reference for ur dog babysittin job so here i am. tyrone be great with dogs. he loves em so much and will care the shit out of them. my boy tyrone is definitely the right man for the job, i aint playin
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From Tanya ****** to Me
GO AWAY

GREATEST BOOK OF ALL TIME

There is an actual book called Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T which contains 400 facts about the baddest dudes in the history of ever!

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FREESTYLE FRISBEE

It's videos like this that make me really miss the good old days when clothes were fashionable and kids weren't addicted to video games.