Tuesday, July 14, 2009

HAPPY BASTILLE DAY!

This Bastille Day, let's pause to admire a country where leaders are celebrated for screwing hot models rather than impeached for ejaculating on internsI'm boycotting Bastille Day because I'm still upset about France not supporting a war we were totally wrong aboutIn honor of Bastille Day, I promise not to mispronounce my many requests for a menage a troisIf you'd been a prisoner liberated from the Bastille, I'd have carefully considered your plight before alerting the authorities

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