MAP OF BEER CONSUMPTION

All good Americans love beer.

I am a good American.

Therefore I love beer.

This is the sort of thing I learned in all of those Philosophy classes. If you were ever curious as to who drinks the most beer, there is now a map to let you know. Turns out if you live in a shitty state with nothing going on, you probably drink a lot of beer. The coasts don't drink as much as central states...probably because we aren't into wine coolers and Malibu rum.