Monday, May 17, 2010

JACK BAUER'S ARMOR AND MASK MAKES HIM IRON MAN, BATMAN, ROBOCOP, SHREDDER, AND EVERY OTHER BADASS EVER


If you are one of the people that still watches 24 regularly, you know that Jack Bauer has gotten more ridiculous as the seasons have passed. At this point, he's declared the President of the United States an enemy of the state. He's gone rogue yet again and is out there doing whatever the hell he thinks is right. At least now he realized that people with guns only miss for so long and decided to put some body armor on. And being Jack Bauer, a simple bullet proof vest isn't good enough for him.


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When Jack showed up in the badass armor, twitter exploded. These are just a few of the 1000+ twats that popped up before the end of the commercial break.

  • Jack looks like Darth Bauer tonight!
  • Damn....jack bauer is the shit! 2010 RoboCop
  • Don't mess with Jack Bauer. He's like the Terminator of Super Spies!
  • Jack Bauer has OFFICIALLY lost it! This ninja is crazy!!!! Lol
  • Jack Bauer has gone Gears of War on us lol
  • JACK BAUER AS SHREDDER
  • Jack Bauer is sportin' his Army of Two gear!
  • *Jack Bauer voice* Your puny weapons cannot harm me its tha JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!
  • "DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? THAT'S JACK BAUER"
  • Jack Bauer is now RoboCop
  • LMAOOOO. "OH MY GOD, THATS JACK BAUER AND HES COMING FOR ME! DID YOU HEAR ME?! HES COMING FOR ME! KILL HIM" Man just shat his pants LOL
  • I think Jack Bauer just turned into Iron Man
  • Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo Jack Bauer is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......he is like Iron Man on crack!!!!
  • That Jack bauer batman suit is bad to the bone
  • MuthaFuckin jack bauer!!!!

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26 comments:

  1. jack>superman and all the super heros at once

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  2. Thanks so much for giving us these badass images and the vid! Nobody else has them now as far as I can tell.

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  3. As far as I know there is no actually mask in that design.The closet thing is a half mask you have to wear with a bullet proof helmet.
    http://www.securityprousa.com Has the following stuff
    Helmet-$395
    Half-Mask-$385
    Vest-$2500
    Leg Guards-$1,100
    Ballsitic Chaps-$1,600

    I think he was also wearing the ballistic chaps

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  4. http://shop.ehobbyasia.com/combat-gears/headwear-masks/ea-army-of-two-plastic-full-face-mask-bk-original.html

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  5. it actually is a plastic Airsoft mask, not the real ballistic armor.

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  6. the mask is based off the video game army of 2

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  7. www.evike.com
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    found it :))

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  8. Anyone else thinking about buying the toy one,and having it used to make a mold for a real ballistic one?

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  9. http://www.ebairsoft.com/army-hard-plastic-mask-black-p-2261.html

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  11. Helmet-$395
    Half-Mask-$385
    Vest-$2500
    Leg Guards-$1,100
    Ballsitic Chaps-$1,600

    seeing jack bauer fuck that shit up....priceless.

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  14. jack bauer is so bad ass. he's like a mix of batman and chuck norris

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  15. What about "The Man in the Iron Mask?"

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  16. lol when this aired i thought it resembled army of two... what i have come to find out is that it is directly from army of two

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  17. I have the mask Im working on, if you are interested, email me at thunderbolt885 AT gmail.com

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  18. Its rumored that the mask is an army of two airsoft mask, but Im starting to think its not... Im a die hard airsoft player, and I own theairsoft mask that everyone thinks he is wearing. But the back on the mask I have is completely different than the one Jack Bauer uses.

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  19. its basicly same mask that salem and rios used in army of two but its just black and if you are interested in, here is the mask http://www.airsoftpost.com/product_info.php?cPath=30_154&products_id=29787

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  22. http://www.shop.farnorthtactical.com/Ballistic-Face-Mask-318.htm

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