Wednesday, October 20, 2010
BOOB LUBE COMMERCIAL
"It has been suggested that the use of Boob Lube may spur your lover to never again glance at another woman, because you are enough for him, always and forever, for eternity, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. A fanciful universe in which he forever spanks your perfect ass no matter how many cabs you had that day.
Comments like "you are beautiful" and "you are the one" may begin rolling over your lover's tongue, as well as many other oral expressions of love too risqué to mention.
Boob Lube may produce visions of him fighting for you in warrior like fashion with his shirt off, and may, ni the hear of the moment, cause him to look a lot like Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp. In some extreme cases women have reported seeing visions of Tom Brady or Gerard Butler."