It's 4/20! Woohoo awesome! Ok, sarcasm doesn't really come through on the internet, but in reality I don't give a shit. As someone who rarely smokes (allegedly), I don't get excited for 4/20. I don't use it as an excuse to buy a new piece, I'm not going to hot box my living room for the entire day, and I'm not going to take a bus to Dayton, OH to get one of the new Taco Bell tacos with the shell made from Doritos. What I am going to do for you though is post my 4 favorite pot related songs. Fair enough?
The first, "Weed Card" by Garfunkel and Oates, is actually brand new. You may remember they previously sang songs about hanjobs and douches, so it seems like weed is right up their alley. Throw in a cameo by Champ Kind of Channel 4 Evening News and you've got yourself a winner.
via @Pete Zimmerman
Say what you will about Family Guy, this song actually makes a lot of sense. Plus, I'm still impressed that they keep a full orchestra on hand for their musical numbers. If you had any sort of childhood, you should probably recognize this song as "Me Ole Bamboo" from the classic Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Google that if you really must.
While we are in the mood for singing, how about a Broadway'esqe song about getting high? A silky smooth bass line, a strong performance by Shoshana Bean, and the use of the word "weedified" solidify this as one of the finest weed songs ever written and performed.
And finally, what would a post about weed be without an appearance from Katt Williams and DJ Steve Porter? The man is a tiny little pimp that you know smokes more weed than your average human, so he definitely deserves a spot on this list.